A Shot in the Dark
by Seymour Stevens
2020-09-03 00:22:06
A Shot in the DarkRobin Hood - an archer with urges. Maid Marion and Mildred - two maids on a mission. Dionysus - a god with a stiffy and a horny following. The Sheriff of Nottingham - an evil bastard with a certain something. King John and the Norma...
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A Shot in the DarkRobin Hood - an archer with urges. Maid Marion and Mildred - two maids on a mission. Dionysus - a god with a stiffy and a horny following. The Sheriff of Nottingham - an evil bastard with a certain something. King John and the Norman barons - determined to Kick 'em Out!Jenny, Samantha and I struggle to bring sanity to Norman Britain. A task that turns out to carry a high personal risk.* * *“Mildred says he’s exceptionally well endowed, Mistress!”“He’s what?”“She says you could use it to club baby seals. She thinks he probably does!”“Club baby seals?”“Yes, Mistress, like a horse she reckons.”“Like a horse?”“A big horse, Mistress!”“A big horse that can club baby seals?”“Yes, Mistress, the baby seals wouldn’t stand a chance apparently.”“Not a chance?”“Near split her in half, she says.”“But he’s an evil bastard!”“Yes, Mistress, but an evil bastard with a dick that would give your average brood mare the willies!”
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