Don't Drop the Soap!: A Comedic LGBTQ Memoir. anthony paul payne jr Author

⚠WARNING!⚠ Strong languege, Crude/Sexual Humor and Adult Situations!In this comedic memoir, you will discover how a young gay boy sentenced to serve jail time survived his stay. In this wonderful book you will also learn heartfult stories... Read more

⚠WARNING!⚠ Strong languege, Crude/Sexual Humor and Adult Situations!In this comedic memoir, you will discover how a young gay boy sentenced to serve jail time survived his stay. In this wonderful book you will also learn heartfult stories about people who were incarcerated. Just because someone made a mistake doesn't mean they are bad people. ♥♥DON'T KNOW A WORD USED IN THE BOOK? Just scroll to the back of the book and you will find a glossary of words a couple pages before the CROSSWORD AND WORD SEARCH! How many memoirs have you read that has a crossword and word search?FU#K!!! WHY CAN'T I EVER DO WHAT I'M TOLD!©DEDICATION★This book is for the brave LGBTQ Transgender community who have to fight every day to educate people on Trans awareness. It is also for the many Trans-woman who have lost their lives because they chose to live their truth. Let's make a change and help protect our brothers and sisters.◆ Sneak Peek! ◆After I got my complimentary things, I was escorted to my cell block. On the way up to my cell block, in my head, I'm thinking, 'Man, I hope I get a sexy ass cellmate!. Walking into the cell block, a few guys were sitting at the tables playing cards or dominos and staring at me. I felt extremely awkward and like I was the closest thing to a woman they have seen in a while. I know I was looking cute as fuck because my eyebrows were on fleek and so was my hair. I did have other plans for the rest of my day, that did not include getting arrested and going to jail. Standing at the front of the room, holding my horseshit welcoming gifts; I felt like I was at an awkward BBQ and the other inmates wanted to fill my light skinned buns with their wieners.ENJOY!!!♥ Romeo Less