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Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail-Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

by Donald Rump

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Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental mid... Read more

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,150 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

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Publication date October 20, 2016
LanguageEnglish
ISBN2a2b0aef-14f8-48ac-ae39-d5d2022188c6
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Donald Rump
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