Qi: Advanced Banter
by John Lloyd
2021-01-10 03:28:53
The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI. ''You know ''that look'' women get when they want sex? Me neither.'' Steve Martin; ''You cannot preven...
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The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI. ''You know ''that look'' women get when they want sex? Me neither.'' Steve Martin; ''You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.''Chinese proverb; ''The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.''Victor Lewis-Smith; ''Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.''Mark Twain; ''Depend on the rabbit''s foot if you will, but remember: it didn''t work for the rabbit.''R.E. Shay; ''If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of ''what-ho''s!''''P. G.Wodehouse
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