Joe Shooman has written words on music, entertainment, sport, news and crisps for many national newspapers and magazines over the years, and worked in radio as a presenter, producer and reporter. He is contributor to the legendary Viz comic and is the author of numerous books. He once was sacked from his newspaper column for hiding rude messages about his team's rivals in the text. He lives on the smudgy border, and contrary popular rumours, does not like to move it, move it. Less