Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you''ll discover:
*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don''t hate them because they''re beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
*ebay addiction and why "It ain''t worth having if it ain''t on ebay"
*Why today''s children''s clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
*And so much more!
Celia Rivenbark''s essays about life in today''s South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.
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