The Private Blog of Joe Cowley
by Ben Davis
2020-07-09 03:00:21
The Private Blog of Joe Cowley
by Ben Davis
2020-07-09 03:00:21
The brilliantly funny and cringe-worthy secret blog of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe comic artist and self-confessed repeller of girls):Sunday 1st JanuarySo here''s the thing. I''ve decided to start writing a blog. A private one. The idea is that i...
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The brilliantly funny and cringe-worthy secret blog of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe comic artist and self-confessed repeller of girls):Sunday 1st JanuarySo here''s the thing. I''ve decided to start writing a blog. A private one. The idea is that it''ll help me sort my life out, because quite frankly, it can''t get much worse . . .DT I gained the nickname Puke Skywalker after vomiting over Louise Bentley on the waltzer.DT I am subjected to daily wedgies by my arch-enemy Gav James.DT My so-called best mates are trying to get me killed in a bid to win L250 on You''ve Been Framed.This cannot go on. I have to do something, or I''ll end up like Mad Morris down the park who thinks he''s Jesus. By the end of next term, I''m going to be a completely different person.At least, that''s the theory...
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