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Women I'm Not Married To

By Franklin P. Adams

2019-06-07 00:34:12

Excerpt.......I hadn’t seen Flo since she was about fourteen, so when I got a letter asking me to call I said I’d go. She was pretty, but the older I get the fewer girls I see that aren’t. Of course I ought to have known. The letter was addr ... Read more
Excerpt.......I hadn’t seen Flo since she was about fourteen, so when I got a letter asking me to call I said I’d go. She was pretty, but the older I get the fewer girls I see that aren’t. Of course I ought to have known. The letter was addressed with a “For” preceding my name, instead of “City” or the name of the town, Flo had written “Local.” Even a professional detective should have known then. It was just her refined vocabulary that sent me reeling into the night. She wondered where I “resided” and how long I’d been “located” there; she had “purchased” something; she said “gowned” when she meant “dressed”; she had “gotten” tired, she said, of affectation. She said she had “retired” early the night before, and she spoke of a “boot-limber.” And as I was leaving she said, “Don’t remain away so long this time. Er—you know—hath no fury like a woman scorned.” Less

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File size111.112 KB
Print pages72
PublisherPublic Domain Books
LanguageEnglish
ISBN9781371752675
Franklin Pierce Adams (November 15, 1881 – March 23, 1960) was an American columnist known as Franklin P. Adams and by his initials F.P.A.. Famed for his wit, he is best known for his newspaper col...

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