You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If . . .

This updated, third edition laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you c... Read more

This updated, third edition laugh-out-loud take on partisan stereotypes skewers both sides of the political aisle with equal glee. The follies and foibles that make the political world spin will trigger guffaws and giggles-no matter which party you call your own. You Know You're a REPUBLICAN If... * You think Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are intellectual powerhouses, and you've learned much from their wisdom. * You philosophically oppose government welfare plans, but you cash your Social Security checks religiously. * You've accepted that global warming is real, but you don't believe we should recklessly raise taxes to fix it. You have, however, invested in future beachfront property-twenty miles inland. You Know You're a DEMOCRAT If... * Everything you know about politics you learned from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. * You're philosophically appalled by corporate America's emphasis on profits, but you sure were ticked off when your retirement investments tanked. * For a long time now you've known that: The sky is falling! The sky is falling! No, wait. The sky is cooking! The sky is cooking! Less